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Monday, January 29th, 2007
1:17 am
Old Guy In The Balcony Time
Smokin Aces was marketed with a campaign of commercials picturing it as a "shoot em up action packed extravaganza" with a simple premise, unfortunately the writers had different ideas. A few morons decided that they'd make this movie different, trying for a "shoot em up action packed extravaganza" with a story that would catch you off guard and characters that would endear you ala "True Romance" or any other Tarrantino flick. Needless to say the result was a deplorable crime against humanity in the same ballpark as The Rape Of Nanking. The "twist" in the plot was so incredibly predictable i honestly thought that it was something the audience was SUPPOSED to know only 10 minutes into the movie. The characters we were designed to feel for were so 1 dimensional i thought they were figments of my imagination and were as disposable as the gold foil i tear off every new pack of 27s i go through. I won't go into details as a few of you may still be waiting for something to push you towards suicide and Smokin Aces may just be it but i leave you with my summation walking out of the theater; IMHO Smokin Aces was a movie with a paper thin plot with 20 minutes of Titus Andronicus-esque bloodshed, its high point was an actor of failed sitcom fame in women's underwear, and when all is said and done its few moments of comedic brilliance only made the movie worse in the long run after being contrasted against its THROUGHLY FLOUNDERED "emotional scenes". Fuck Ben Affleck, Fuck Common, Fuck Ryan Reynolds, Fuck Ray Liota.
Sunday, September 10th, 2006
3:31 am
RUNNIN DAT TABLE
drivin around with laura and meghan is FUN
my tally ended at Myones - 27 Other people - 6
Thursday, July 27th, 2006
12:32 am
Black & Blue
best steak i've ever eaten
Saturday, June 17th, 2006
6:56 pm
Dear Livejournal
Deleted For The Sake of Someone, but if you're interested in knowing what it was just ask me.

Current Mood: Disappointed
Sunday, April 30th, 2006
2:07 pm
the chips were down....WAY down
and still we managed to salvage what seemed like the world's biggest dud of a night up until 12 and turn it into a good time
Sunday, March 26th, 2006
11:30 am
Jesus Cant Play Rugby Cause He's Hanging From The Cross
Sunday, January 1st, 2006
4:46 pm
animals
we rang in the new year like savage animals
Saturday, December 24th, 2005
12:02 am
im WAY too drunk right now
It was Christmas Eve babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, won't see another one
And then he sang a song
The Rare Old Mountain Dew
I turned my face away
And dreamed about you

Got on a lucky one
Came in eighteen to one
I've got a feeling
This year's for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time
When all our dreams come true

They've got cars big as bars
They've got rivers of gold
But the wind goes right through you
It's no place for the old
When you first took my hand
On a cold Christmas Eve
You promised me
Broadway was waiting for me

You were handsome
You were pretty
Queen of New York City
When the band finished playing
They howled out for more
Sinatra was swinging,
All the drunks they were singing
We kissed on a corner
Then danced through the night

The boys of the NYPD choir
Were singing "Galway Bay"
And the bells were ringing out
For Christmas day
Sunday, November 27th, 2005
5:26 pm
last night was the most out of control birthday ever. also im in love with charlene
Wednesday, November 9th, 2005
11:54 am
stolen from alana/ida
if you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. it can be anything you want- good or bad. when you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or moritified) about what people remember about you.
Sunday, September 11th, 2005
4:20 pm
THERE IS WIMMINZ IN THE POOL!!!!1!!!11!ONE!!1!
last night was bitchin-ly fun and random. got outta crapplebees around midnight and called catie back, went 2 go pick her up and she had already drank half a bottle of vodka and was plastered. called kev to find out where the party was and drove there with caties friends following us in their car. finally found the place, went in and saw sal, jess, gonz, n kev. then caties like 'oh shit theres a pool! who wants 2 go in'. so me n sal end up jumpin in the pool after catie in like 60 degree weather while im drinking an ice cold beast shivering like ive got parkinsons. we hung out with the friends of the kid who threw the party n sal n catie were drunken messes. then me n sal left and got SO FUCKING LOST. we ended up outside of lynbrook or some shit which according to a cop we asked was more than a half hour from home. so we drove around getting more n more lost until finally finding some familiar roads and getting back to nhp just before 330.

funny fun night.
Thursday, August 18th, 2005
3:57 am
Holy Shit
camping is a day away.







FUCK YEAH BITCHES!
Saturday, August 13th, 2005
12:52 am
Alright People....Brace Yourself......
[*************] L o o p s 088: http://www.sterilecowboys.org/archive3/BUNNY.html [*************]
RichrdPryrOnFire: w
RichrdPryrOnFire: t
RichrdPryrOnFire: f
L o o p s 088: LOL!!!
RichrdPryrOnFire: is tht a kid!
L o o p s 088: I just wrote the same thing to my friend
RichrdPryrOnFire: or a fucking alien
L o o p s 088: i found it on OT
RichrdPryrOnFire: LOL

RichrdPryrOnFire: omg
RichrdPryrOnFire: u dont understand
RichrdPryrOnFire: ima have nightmares
L o o p s 088: LOLLLL
L o o p s 088: thats what everyone is saying on OT
RichrdPryrOnFire: lolol
RichrdPryrOnFire: shes a shitty dancer
RichrdPryrOnFire: OMFG
RichrdPryrOnFire: WTF
RichrdPryrOnFire: W
RichrdPryrOnFire: R
RichrdPryrOnFire: F
L o o p s 088: LLLLLOLLLLLL!
RichrdPryrOnFire: LOLOLOLOL
RichrdPryrOnFire: OMFG
RichrdPryrOnFire: AHHHHHHHH
RichrdPryrOnFire: ITS COMING TOWARDS THE CAMERA
L o o p s 088: would u consider that nws
RichrdPryrOnFire: ITS LIKE A HORROR FILM
RichrdPryrOnFire: LOL YES
RichrdPryrOnFire: VERY
RichrdPryrOnFire: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
RichrdPryrOnFire: OMG
RichrdPryrOnFire: IM DYING
L o o p s 088: im gonan post that on every forum i go to
RichrdPryrOnFire: AHHHHHHHHH
RichrdPryrOnFire: THE END
RichrdPryrOnFire: IS MORE CHILLING THAN THE RING
L o o p s 088: LOL!
L o o p s 088: u said chilling
L o o p s 088: u homo lol
RichrdPryrOnFire: lol

EDIT:

EatmeThurston: bro one sec, gotta go gauge my eyes out, brb.
RichrdPryrOnFire: lololol
EatmeThurston: i
EatmeThurston: will
EatmeThurston: never
EatmeThurston: sleep
EatmeThurston: again
EatmeThurston: it lurched
EatmeThurston: towards the camera
RichrdPryrOnFire: omg
EatmeThurston: and would slowly
RichrdPryrOnFire: dude
EatmeThurston: stare down
RichrdPryrOnFire: i felt like she was saring into my soul
RichrdPryrOnFire: n consuming it
EatmeThurston: yeah
EatmeThurston: im going to wake up
RichrdPryrOnFire: feeding off my fears
EatmeThurston: and its going to be there
EatmeThurston: in the middle of the night
EatmeThurston: grinning
RichrdPryrOnFire: LOLOLOL
EatmeThurston: tap tap tapping
EatmeThurston: lurching closer
EatmeThurston: to my face
EatmeThurston: with vampyric force
Friday, August 12th, 2005
2:33 am
tonight was the prime example of making the best of nothing
picked up andrew with j in the morn n went 2 pathmark n met up with tj n ang n kev tony n gonz, went 2 the mall, saw corey, ate stuff, came back met with massa n segh, went 2 the park n got crunk,eric c., eric n jenna n ct n briana n stro met us, played drunk basketball [OGs for life], lost but had an awesome time, lined up for high fives, went 2 kevs pool n talked about highschool, went home n gave angelo a book.

decisions i came to 2nite:
my top 5 movies are (in non specific order) -
~ Big Trouble In Little China
~ Pulp Fiction
~ Reservoir Dogs
~ State Of Grace
~ Boondock Saints

my top 5 CDs are (in non specific order) -
~ Keasby Nights
~ Turn The Radio Off
~ Your Favorite Weapon
~ From Here To Infirmary
~ Tell All Your Friends

my top 5 Books are (in non specific order) -
~ Invisible Monsters
~ Deception Point
~ Without Remorse
~ Angels And Demons
~ A Seperate Peace

Massa's street ball name is -
The Wendigo

Kevin's street ball name is -
Freeze Frame


The End.

Current Mood: tired
Sunday, August 7th, 2005
1:53 am
im at erics rite now at about 2 and if u missed my declaration its ok cause i still love u. kevin just cut himself alot and theres blood everywhere, tea time now so later ppls
Saturday, August 6th, 2005
2:06 am
so cool rob has spent the past 6 months living in a tree off 72nd street in central park n he proposed 2 his gf with a ring he carved from wood. hes a god
Tuesday, August 2nd, 2005
10:43 pm
Return Of The King
im back from florida and im tan. whats new?
Saturday, July 16th, 2005
12:06 am
havent done one of these in a while
so what the hey



1. Reply with your name and I will write something I like about you.
2. I will then tell what song reminds me of you.
3. I'll tell you what item of clothing I'd love to steal from your closet.
4. I will name a single word that best describes you.
5. I'll tell you the most memorable moment I've had with you.
6. I will tell you what color you remind me of.
7. I will tell you what animal I believe you evolved from.
8. Put this in your journal.
Thursday, July 7th, 2005
12:10 am
without aids there wouldnt even be email
                             )) <> ((


Tuesday, July 5th, 2005
12:56 am
independance day
o man this was a fun ass night. we all got nice n crunked, massa n tony were ripped, cantors party was pretty fun, chilled at the hs with andrew sal gobriel n some spanish chick, got more drunk, kicked over garbage cans with kevin, jumped in raullis pool, and ate 4 donuts in 2 minutes. good times


"YOU GET COAL!!!!!!!"
"i dont believe so, cause im a chinese whore"
"im not puking, im just making room for more"
"lemme smell ur nose breath dad"
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